50 Cent in "The Legend of Zelda: The Twilight Ho' and her Bling-Bling Triforce Pimp Daddy Drug Dealer Yo!"

According to IMDB, 50 Cent is doing the voicework of Epona. 50 Cent. Fucking EPONA. But don't fret, I'm sure this is just a prank. If it were real, though, I'd thank Nintendo for raping my mind and then promptly jump into a volcano. I thought that only Eddie Murphy had the rights to do the voice-overs for four-legged beasts of burden.

(via Kotaku, who also credits the Gamebrink forums, who were also mentioned in a Gamespot article regarding rumors that Richard Simmons is doing the voice for Tingle in the same game. No, not that Richard Simmons.)